01 November 2012

You're Too Old to Trick or Treat if...


Ok....so a friend clued me in to some Facebook posts that were hilarious last night and got me thinking about this.  When are you too old to trick or treat?  Example:
If you've ever taken a pole dancing class, YOU ARE TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT.
If you've ever discussed pinot grigio, YOU ARE TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT.

If you know why Kim Klardashian is famous, YOU ARE TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT.
If you've ever practiced writing "Mrs. John Stamos" on anything, YOU ARE TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT.
If you've ever laid awake at night wondering where you should plant your azaleas, YOU ARE TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT.
If you know all the words to "Copa Cabana", YOU ARE TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT.
If you've ever waxed any part of your body, YOU ARE TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT.

So you get the idea....hit me with what you think is too old for trick or treating.
PS....My little man is NOT too old to trick or treat.
 

1 comment:

Nanette R. said...

Hey there! It's almost true that if your birth year starts with a 1-9, you're too old to trick or treat! I'll give those late nineties babies a little slack, but 1995 and older, go buy your own candy! :-)